So, finally Microsoft came up with a new feature for the MOLAP part of Analysis Services. The community has been hungering for updates ever since the new kid Tabular came around.
Now it apears that the SQL Server team has unlocked some underlying functionality in the Windows OS, to enable the MOLAP cubes to operate in Warp Speed.
Run the latest CU (get it here) and check out the newly added check box in the properties.
Nice, had me for a second.